“Me” Derangement Syndrome

When stupid people try to “tell you how it is” they keep saying the same thing until they get a response and a reaction.


It has been a year already and I have offered no response! No reaction! Nothing.
Whatever stereotype or cliche you are making me into. Whatever stupid and hurtful words they are planning on including in their latest diatribe does not matter.

These haters are so pathetic and desperate. They get all bitchy and start talking trash. Then, they wait for the reaction and response.

Guess what, losers? I can’t hear you.

I’ve never heard any of the idiotic things you say about me. You can say it in any language you want. You can say it under your breath. You can say it out loud so everyone in the building can hear you.

You can rap about it with your microphone and DAW. You can tell your ai assistant to read it out loud. You can say it over and over like a Buddhist chant. You can walk past my door and say it. You can deliver it in a fiery sermon at church this Sunday.

I won’t hear it. I can’t hear you! Noise cancellation.

When unintelligent people begin their chorus of murmuring, it is a shared narcissism and a guilty pleasure. They are hoping for a reaction and a response. They will not stop until they get that reaction.

They are so invested in how cool they feel when they gang up on the loner or the quiet one. They feel it is their duty to point out things that they don’t like, no matter how insignificant. They always call out stuff that “seems weird” or “not quite right.” They squawk like parrots all day, as whatever it may be that I’m doing that drives them absolutely mad! Truly, a fascinating bunch of dipshits they are!

I will continue to study their behavior. I will harvest their reactions. My social experiment is going very well. I am not invested in the outcome of this situation.

I am not listening! I can’t hear your stupid blabbering!

You are blithering buffoons! Don’t you see how stupid you are acting!? You have played into my trap once again! I am in control, and you don’t even realize it.

Hell yeah. This is cool.