Category: Job Interview
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Snarky Answers to “Gaps in Employment” Interview Questions
Can you explain the gap in your employment history? Yes, I can. Even though answering this question truthfully will almost certainly disqualify me for the position. After working a mind-numbingly stupid job for minimum wage and impossible hours that never qualified me for full-time benefits, I had a crippling mental health crisis. I realized that I was doing most of the heavy lifting…
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Snarky Answers to Job Interview Questions Pt. 2
Snarky Answers to Job Interview Questions Pt 2 Tell me about yourself. Oh god, this question. Look I’d rather not. It wouldn’t make much sense and I’m sure you don’t have much of an attention span or any interest whatsoever in learning about who I am beyond whether I can be exploited and therefore…
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Snarky Answers to Job Interview Questions
May 30, 2024 What do you know about our company? Well, I know that you’re hiring. I know that your company sucks and has a high turnover rate. Why don’t you tell me what your company is all about? Why do I have to do all the research? I’m not even getting paid right now,…