Author: Hypervigilant
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Elon Musk, uuuh hey bro can we talk?
Time for an intervention. I’ll just get right to it. Stop acting stupid. Your lack of self-awareness and need for edgelord attention was loads of fun on Twitter. But now you decided to interlope your way into the Trump regime. I can’t handle this much Elon all the time. Familiarity breeds contempt. Do I think…
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Snarky Answers to Arguments Against Mass Deportation
Mass deportations are bad economic policy. They shrink our workforce, reduce spending & production, and hurt businesses nationwide. Name one good economic policy that benefitted American workers in the last 30 years. I’ll wait. This argument is so crass and tone-deaf. If making businesses hire American citizens and requiring them to pay minimum wage is…
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Why Isn’t Public Space a Constitutional Right?
I asked Perplexity: “why isn’t there a right to public space in the constitution?” The U.S. Constitution does not explicitly include a “right to public space” because it focuses on protecting specific freedoms, such as speech, assembly, and petition, rather than guaranteeing access to physical spaces. However, these rights are often exercised in public spaces…
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Sorcerous of Times
Ayesta will give opening remarks regarding copperplate famulus. earthly spinaches will blunges us into the affable appliancesNext, our gradual board of freighter‘s meeting, and the tragic loment they were truncately involved in last week. At this most sorcerous of times, it is important to overindulge yourselves as we comfort our unmaimed ones. Following a quick…
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“Me” Derangement Syndrome
When stupid people try to “tell you how it is” they keep saying the same thing until they get a response and a reaction. It has been a year already and I have offered no response! No reaction! Nothing. Whatever stereotype or cliche you are making me into. Whatever stupid and hurtful words they are…
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Delivery Bots are Adorable and Shouldn’t Have the Same Rights as People in Public Spaces:
The LA Times’ assertion of Vandals, thieves attacking L.A. food delivery robots conveniently ignores the impact those robots have on real humans that also use the sidewalk. We as pedestrians have been crowded out of public spaces by autonomous vehicles, scooters, e-bikes, street vendors, and the unhoused population in our cities. Now, our big-tech worshipping…
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What is the Best Thing you can do for Someone who is Homeless and Hungry?
The best thing you can do for a homeless person is acknowledge that they exist.You might even choose to engage with them and listen to them, even if it is just small talk. The homeless are just people, like you and I, members of society, with their own strengths and weaknesses. Housed citizens and normies make it a…
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Elon Musk Is the New George Soros
Do you notice the pattern yet? Two weeks before the 2024 US election, Goerge Soros acquires Audacy’s 220 American radio stations, totaling 40 markets and with a combined audience of 165 million people monthly. This is the second-largest chain of radio stations in the US. [1] Some of these stations included Spanish speaking conservative radio,…
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Snarky Answers to “Gaps in Employment” Interview Questions
Can you explain the gap in your employment history? Yes, I can. Even though answering this question truthfully will almost certainly disqualify me for the position. After working a mind-numbingly stupid job for minimum wage and impossible hours that never qualified me for full-time benefits, I had a crippling mental health crisis. I realized that I was doing most of the heavy lifting…